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Joe Vitus |
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:44 am |
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If Susperia only had a sensible plot, it would be a horror masterpiece. As it is, it's a schlock movie with some very effective sequences. |
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billyweeds |
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 5:13 am |
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And Fahrenheit 451 is just a terrible movie. Maybe Truffaut couldn't work in English or something, but it's so far and away his worst film that it seems to be from another person altogether. Or galaxy. |
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marantzo |
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 7:37 am |
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billyweeds wrote: And Fahrenheit 451 is just a terrible movie. Maybe Truffaut couldn't work in English or something, but it's so far and away his worst film that it seems to be from another person altogether. Or galaxy.
Ditto. |
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marantzo |
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:11 am |
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I saw Transporter 2 a few years ago and then caught up with Transporter 1 last year. #2 was was very good and #1 was good but not as good as #2. I just saw Transporter #3 yesterday and it was on a par with #1 which was fine with me. Jason Statham is very good in the role of the transporter. I've liked him in all of his roles. The Transporter films are out there as far as the action goes and Statham dispatches a multitude of attackers in superhuman but very entertaining ways.
As good as the Transformer series is, they are not in the class of The Bank Job which is a classic in my book and not in the same genre, as TBJ is in the real world.
Unlike most, or all, of characters who are the leads in action films with agents, enforcers, etc. Statham isn't suave or wisecracking or a chick hound. He's serious and never shows anything that resembles happy. As a transporter he is the best and that's why people, mostly bad people give him their transporting jobs.
A solid series, well made, and fun to watch. Hell of a wheel man too. |
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billyweeds |
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:18 am |
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Gary--You allude to Transporter and then Transformer. They are two very different series and I can't believe you'd get into the Transformer series. Typo, right? |
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bartist |
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:26 am |
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Finally saw Autumn in New York. One of those ridiculous getting-sucked-in situations where it's on Omaha's movie station and I'm on the couch recovering from yard work in 114 degree heat index and I'm thinking, no, I'm really not going to watch, but then Ryder appears on the screen and smiles and I'm thinking, she really does have IT, whatever IT is, and can bring charm and life to the most banal and witless dialog. But somewhere in the second act, I realize, no, everyone sucks in this movie, from a Richard Gere narrowing his beady eyes and sucking in his cheeks to Vera Farmiga who seems to be thinking about what's for lunch. The plot is a lifeless rendering of the pretty-girl-dying plot that seems to come around every few years, like El Nino or bark beetle infestations. Ryder has some kind of severe heart condition that somehow doesn't prevent long walks, ice skating, passionate sex or sitting outside in the winter for extended scenes. That's the kind of heart condition I'd like to have. |
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:19 am |
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bartist wrote: Finally saw Autumn in New York. One of those ridiculous getting-sucked-in situations where it's on Omaha's movie station and I'm on the couch recovering from yard work in 114 degree heat index and I'm thinking, no, I'm really not going to watch, but then Ryder appears on the screen and smiles and I'm thinking, she really does have IT, whatever IT is, and can bring charm and life to the most banal and witless dialog. But somewhere in the second act, I realize, no, everyone sucks in this movie, from a Richard Gere narrowing his beady eyes and sucking in his cheeks to Vera Farmiga who seems to be thinking about what's for lunch. The plot is a lifeless rendering of the pretty-girl-dying plot that seems to come around every few years, like El Nino or bark beetle infestations. Ryder has some kind of severe heart condition that somehow doesn't prevent long walks, ice skating, passionate sex or sitting outside in the winter for extended scenes. That's the kind of heart condition I'd like to have. Akin to Ali McGraw's cancer, one suspects.
Awful movie, Not even Rider could get me back in front of it. |
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bartist |
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:52 am |
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Yeah, my mind went to Love Story right away, as template for this awfulness. I haven't seen Sweet November (or whatever it's called, Keanu + Charlize), but supect a similar atrocity. A possible "Rule of Two" with AINY, released a year apart. The only film where I've seen it work is Terms of Endearment....maybe partly owing to the fact that the couple don't float in a magical bell jar of love, but are connected to other people who have things going on in their lives which we are also drawn into. |
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:07 pm |
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I have seen Sweet November - both of them, actually - and for me it's a tossup which one is worse (Sandy Dennis/Anthony Newley or Theron/Reeves). Either one could be a feature in a so-bad-it's-good package, afternoon, or whatever, but I urge caution: it's not for amateurs. |
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:14 pm |
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Syd wrote: Watching Fanaa, with Kajol as a beautiful blind girl who falls in love with a tour guide (Aamir Khan) who is a womanizer. Nice romance, rather sappy, nice songs, then you get the twist and the intermission, which I'm taking as a hint to finish tomorrow. Good enough so far,
I have a bit of a problem with Aamir Khan as a romantic lead; he looks a bit like Liberace to me (or maybe Fellini's White Sheik, who also reminds me a bit of Liberace). Kajol, on the other hand, is drop-dead gorgeous, and the girls who play her friends are very pretty too,
This is the film Ghulam mentioned back in 2006 as being boycotted in the state of Gujarat because Aamir Khan was protesting a dam that resulted in thousands of families being forced to relocate before resettlement arrangements had been made. (Look up "Narmada River" in Search for details. Also check Gromit's post a couple before Ghulam's. Both are dated June 11, 2006.)
Thanks for reminding me of Fanaa, Syd. I just ordered it from Netflix. I recently saw Aamir Khan's "Three Idiots", which is a notch above the usual Bollywood fare; but a notch only.
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marantzo |
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:51 pm |
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billyweeds wrote: Gary--You allude to Transporter and then Transformer. They are two very different series and I can't believe you'd get into the Transformer series. Typo, right?
Of course it was a typo. I've never seen any of the Transformers. I'm getting old but I'm not senile. |
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Joe Vitus |
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:14 pm |
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I'll always have a warm place in my heart for Love Story. Which is not to say it's a remotely good movie. |
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billyweeds |
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:49 pm |
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Tried iike hell to get into Harry Potter 6 (The Half-Blood Prince). Just can't get with it. Planning to skip the new HP because I'm just going to have to accept my limitations vis-a-vis the entire Potter enterprise. |
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Syd |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:32 am |
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Fanaa takes a surprising turn about halfway through (since I only knew the first half of the plot), and gives us a much darker romance until the climax, where the heroine does a couple of incredibly stupid things that just took me out of the movie. Still, it's got many striking scenes, beautiful scenery, a couple of very nice musical numbers, a great performance by Kajol, who's one of the world's great beauties, and Aamir Khan definitely stopped reminding me of Liberace. I suspect the dialogue plays better in Hindi.
It's hard to discuss without giving away too much, but it's one of those movies where you have to suddenly rethink everything you saw before.
An English title for this film is Destroyed by Love, which is a nice, cheery title for a romance, don't you think? |
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bartist |
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:43 am |
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billyweeds wrote: Tried iike hell to get into Harry Potter 6 (The Half-Blood Prince). Just can't get with it. Planning to skip the new HP because I'm just going to have to accept my limitations vis-a-vis the entire Potter enterprise.
Whew! I was starting to worry about you there, bro -- like "maybe needs an MRI" worried.
GRACE: Now you have me mildly interested in strapping on some protective gear and trying Sweet November. |
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