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mo_flixx
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:46 pm Reply with quote
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marantzo wrote:
Yeah, I thought Sandler was excellent in Zohan also. A bizarre movie, indeed. I liked it. They trend a very fine line between being just gross and gross but funny. I wonder how many people missed the jokes that relied on one knowing a bit of Hebrew and a lot of Yiddish. I know that there were lines that had me being the only one laughing because I was the only one who understood what was said. One of the lines translated as "going into her pussy and coming our her bellybutton." Hilarious for one person in the audience that I saw it with, me.


Nobody laughted in the big theater in Santa Fe. I don't know Hebrew and only a bit of Yiddish (via German). But I don't think that was the problem. Just a bunch of sourpusses.

Somehow I wish Zohan and Borat could do a buddy movie.


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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:02 pm Reply with quote
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Somehow I wish Zohan and Borat could do a buddy movie.



That would be the bizarro version of the Hyde Pierce/Grammer pairing. Two buddies/brothers with the same personality traits feeding off each other. Could be very good.

I don't know very much Hebrew either, but Zohan sort of made a mishmash combining the two languages sometimes and using his own pidgin version of Yiddish, but you knew what he was saying even though they were his own version of the words.
mo_flixx
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:00 pm Reply with quote
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marantzo wrote:
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Somehow I wish Zohan and Borat could do a buddy movie.



That would be the bizarro version of the Hyde Pierce/Grammer pairing. Two buddies/brothers with the same personality traits feeding off each other. Could be very good.

I don't know very much Hebrew either, but Zohan sort of made a mishmash combining the two languages sometimes and using his own pidgin version of Yiddish, but you knew what he was saying even though they were his own version of the words.


The practical reason is that each is too big a name. It would be like the movie that just came out with Jackie Chan and Jet Li. Jackie Chan said they'd wanted to work together for years, but the problem was agents, percentages, stuff like that.
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:04 pm Reply with quote
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mo_flixx wrote:
Somehow I wish Zohan and Borat could do a buddy movie.


Maybe they could do a Road picture. Who would play Dorothy Lamour?

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mo_flixx
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:13 pm Reply with quote
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Nancy wrote:
mo_flixx wrote:
Somehow I wish Zohan and Borat could do a buddy movie.


Maybe they could do a Road picture. Who would play Dorothy Lamour?


EASY! Pamela Anderson. Borat has a thing for her.

(P.S. Just remembered that Zohan has a thing for Mariah Carey.)
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:24 pm Reply with quote
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Dorothy Lamour, Catherine Zeta Jones.
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Ah, Dorothy! The 40s version of "Schwing!" was "Sarong!"
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Rod
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Something that's bugging me about all the reviews of Get Smart (not that I devote too much energy to these things) is the incessant comments that suggest that unlike in the original show, Max is given a chance to be heroic and competent in between his bumbling. Which is irritating because the Max of the original show was often heroic and competent in between the bumbling, and he had a killer instinct when he needed it. I remember one episode that was a riff on The Most Dangerous Game where he nailed the man hunting him by throwing a knife into his neck - a startling moment.


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mo_flixx
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:39 pm Reply with quote
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Besides the "New Yorker" magazine's article on Keith Olbermann this week., there is a sour review of "Don't Mess With Zohan." Looks like the reviewer had zero sense of humor about the movie. He even sounds a bit racist to me when he refers to it as a "texte obamiste"(!!).

I mentioned it to Marc while I was reading it at his Cafe. He said the NY Times loved "Zohan." I hope so. This NYer guy was a real wet blanket.
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:46 am Reply with quote
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Rod wrote:
Something that's bugging me about all the reviews of Get Smart (not that I devote too much energy to these things) is the incessant comments that suggest that unlike in the original show, Max is given a chance to be heroic and competent in between his bumbling. Which is irritating because the Max of the original show was often heroic and competent in between the bumbling, and he had a killer instinct when he needed it. I remember one episode that was a riff on The Most Dangerous Game where he nailed the man hunting him by throwing a knife into his neck - a startling moment.


Good point. (I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks about things like this.)

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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:09 am Reply with quote
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marantzo wrote:
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Somehow I wish Zohan and Borat could do a buddy movie.



That would be the bizarro version of the Hyde Pierce/Grammer pairing. Two buddies/brothers with the same personality traits feeding off each other. Could be very good.

I don't know very much Hebrew either, but Zohan sort of made a mishmash combining the two languages sometimes and using his own pidgin version of Yiddish, but you knew what he was saying even though they were his own version of the words.


Zohan may just be too smart and hip for its own good. The box office went down precipitously in the second week of release. I sure hope this doesn't mean no sequel. I want that Borat/Zohan deal to happen!!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:01 pm Reply with quote
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Since I go to movies that noone else knows about here's one:

I quote from imbd because this reviewer said it so well.

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ROMAN DE GARE has a lot going for it. Start with one of France's biggest stars, "jolie/laid" (beautiful/ugly) Fanny Ardant. Add Domique Pignon, the brilliant and quirky circus performer turned actor who starred in DELICATESSIN, CITY OF LOST CHILDREN, and AMELIE. Add Audrey Dana as Hugette, a lovely "rocker chick next door" type & hairdresser wannabe, who gives a knock-your-socks-off performance in one of the most interesting victim roles written for a woman in years. Add a fantastic, complex, multi-layered mystery-thriller script that holds your interest and is tight-as-a-drum.

Toss in a serial killer on the loose, a husband who has walked out on his job/wife/and child, a ghost writer for a famous author, a handsome policeman in love with an overweight housewife, a murder, and a brother/sister magic act. Finally, the core of this film takes us to the kind of French countryside we never see... French "hill country" that is like a ramshackle farm in West Virginia, where education is poor, and the house a modified stable.

Instead of being a mess, all of these elements pull together so simply in a way that feels everyday and natural; because ultimately this film is about the complexity of modern life.


I always like French films, especially mysteries. This was a very satisfying one.

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Get Smart is acceptable as a movie of the TV show. Max is smarter in this one than in the TV series, just green as hell since he's never been in the field before, and very klutzy. He's spent his career as an analyst and is very good at it. (For one thing, he speaks Russian fluently.) When all the agents are compromised, Max is pressed into service because he's the only qualified agent who has never been in the field. He's paired with Agent 99, who is very experienced and available since she has just had her face and hair altered after being compromised on a previous assignment. They are, of course, fighting a nefarious blackmail scheme by KAOS.

The movie's reasonably funny, but what really makes it is the inspired casting of Steve Carell as Maxwell Smart and Anne Hathaway as 99. Both are good at creating characters which are close to the originals without being clones. Dwayne Johnson's also fine as Agent 23, and Patrick Warburton has a funny cameo at the end. Alan Arkin is just okay as the chief. You get most of the famous taglines, except, I think, "Ooh, I bet that smarts," and, of course, the Cone of Silence makes an appearance.

Max now possesses a swiss army knife, which has a miniature crossbow and a flame thrower. Sounds reasonable to me.

On the other hand, The Love Guru has some funny moments (the pseudo-Bollywood songs, for example) but is mostly pretty bad. Much of the humor is of the bathroom variety. The Guru's psychobabble is a pretty good satire of people like Deepak Chopra (who makes a cameo).

Of course, why see Mike Myers and Jessica Alba when you can see Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway?

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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:58 pm Reply with quote
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Well, because Alba is a major league hottie.

As it stands now, I plan to see Get Smart, have marginal interest in Zohan, and The Love Guru hasn't registered. Btw, is Zohan suitable for young teenage girls? I've got 4 nieces (ages 11-14).

I'm still waiting for Get Smart Tv shows to be released on Dvd.

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mo_flixx
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:24 pm Reply with quote
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gromit wrote:
Well, because Alba is a major league hottie.

As it stands now, I plan to see Get Smart, have marginal interest in Zohan, and The Love Guru hasn't registered. Btw, is Zohan suitable for young teenage girls? I've got 4 nieces (ages 11-14).

I'm still waiting for Get Smart Tv shows to be released on Dvd.


I don't think Zohan is suitable for young teenage girls. I'd imagine that their parents would not be pleased. Lots of gross sex jokes, etc. In very poor taste (think "Borat") - but funny. I think it's probably perfect for teenage boys.
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